Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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