Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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