Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
