We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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