like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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