I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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