But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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