That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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