She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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