I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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