he puts the penis in happiness.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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