No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Randomize
