just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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