I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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