i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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