piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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