They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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