is this the sara with the beer cane?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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