Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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