I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Randomize
