Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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