That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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