Is it normal to miss your booty call?
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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