All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
tell me about the eggs
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