This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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