Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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