It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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