Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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