y did u give ur computer a hand job?
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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