is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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