I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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