my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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