Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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