i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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