She's JV to your varsity
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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