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I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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