I hate all girls vehemently.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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