Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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