so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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