? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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