Her vagina should come with caution tape.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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