found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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