Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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