Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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