After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Do plants get herpes?
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