i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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