Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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