i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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