Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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