im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
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No subtext here. People are naked.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
we should paint friendship bongs
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