Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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