Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
it was like eating out sand paper
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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