TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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