yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
it's great music for shaving your balls
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Couch. On fire.
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